Competition: It's time to rhyme!

There was a great calendar of beer. That was filled with barley hops and cheer. I pulled out a winner. Then thought I’d be thinner. If the other 23 hadn’t gone to my rear.

Congratulations BethyUSA, you have won! :-)

There once was a brewer named Paul. When he drank too much he would fall. He invented the Grantler, while wearing some antlers, opened the cans and drank all.

beer, i hold it near, there is no better way, to enjoy a great day

As Christmas time draws near. It’s time to taste our Advent beer. As the days grow fewer. It’s time to pick my favorite brewer. I wish I could drink this beer. Throughout the calendar year.

Another year nearly spent, Shines the light of the wreath of Advent. Proclaiming in Christ our Creator draws near, Rescuing sinners from hopelessness and fear, Blessing them with new life and fresh beer. He gives water, barley, and hops to the Brewer, And the wisdom and skill to give us tastes old and newer. Let us rejoice each night in the Advent Gift, Blessing the Brewer as you give your beer a lift!

I chose a haiku! “It’s advent time, how fun! German Brewers carefully adding joy to batches Giving beer that perfectly matches” - Cheers from Oregon, USA

Roses are red, I drink my beer in bed, Violets are blue, I have an advent box, but I’ll drink two! Sugar is sweet, And my brewer is too!

As I sat and pondered on a beer, I thought of Christmas drawing near. How quickly then my brew went, another tasting done for advent. I couldn't wait for something newer, tomorrow's ale from another brewer.

2023 is almost here. And the time has come to drink more beer. From a tasty pilsner, to a chocolatey stout, There’s no reason to scream and shout. A beer for everyone can surely be found, as long as advent beer calendars abound. And whether you’re old, or a little newer, It’s great to try beer from a master brewer. So raise your glasses, and let’s all toast, Because we all love BEER the very most!

I look forward every year To my advent calendar beer. Kalea chose each brewer, And every day I’m a reviewer.

Always looking forward to the Big EVENT; Ain’t nothin’ better then the BEER Advent. 24 days of beer truer and newer ; Tipping my hat to the dudes named BREWER !

Five old men sipping tasty beer. One fell down and hit his ear. Grandma called the doctor and the doctor said no more old men sipping tasty beer. Four old men sipping tasty beer. One fell down right on his rear. Grandma called the doctor said. No more old men sipping tasty beer. Three old men sipping tasty beer. One asked his wife to wear something sheer. Grandma called the doctor and the doctor said no more old men sipping tasty beer. Two old men sipping tasty beer. They got nostalgic and shed a tear. Grandma called the doctor and the doctor said no more old men sipping tasty beer. One old man sipping tasty beer. Grandma said come in a little near (er)!!!

I love my wife and I love beer. I love them both, every day of the year I love my wife and I love beer. I love them both every day of the year. I have a job and it’s in IT. But I really think brewer is the job for me Beer tasting has a contest and I like to win first prize. But if I don’t my beer advent calendar will help with my sighs!!

There once was a brewer from Nantucket Who brewed his Advent beer in a bucket His wife got mad ‘Cause the beer was bad And said “Larry, you better chuck it!” But Larry wasn’t sure He thought his beer was pure So he tasted it and said “Ah, well f**k it.”