Martin House - The Last Girl Scout

"Sooo... This chick killed the monster that lives off cookies. She wears his magical white eye around her neck along with some other trophies, but the monster didn't go down without a fight! An eye for an eye and some other bite marks and shit keep her covered and mysterious. Also, she sports the same tat as colombiana. Maybe its a MH girl hit squad of the past apocalypse or something. Maybe the monster isn't dead, but is now just a legally, uncopyrighted, unrecognizable cyclops monster in the future? Maybe the monster was the good guy and his little ginger headed child friend now seeks revenge on the woman hit squad? Who the heck knows. Also her stuffed animal cookie holder seems to be alive, maybe because of the magic crystal eye or maybe because I liked the way he looked on the box and awnted it on the can too somehow. Hope you like it."