Spiteful Irrational Ian

Irrational Ian is known to act on impulse with no voice of reason. There's no logic or common sense within him and he doesn't need to be double dog dared to do something stupid. If you do the exact opposite of what he does, your life should turn out great. In fact he said not to add pineapple to this IPA. By default, we added all the pineapple. Some would say Irrational Ian majored in how to be a grade A moron.