Spiteful Disheveled Dave

Disheveled Dave is the friend that you can only stand to be around for a couple of hours at a time. He really needs to get his shit together. He looks like he's about to fall apart at any given moment. He hasn't showered in weeks and you start to wonder if he's growing mold. His existence is complete chaos. To bring some order into the world, we added just the right amount of citrusy hops. Sip on this and have the hose handy for the next time dave comes over.