Spiteful Backside Congrats

What ever happened to the high five? A thumbs up? The head nod of approval? Apparently these aren't enough anymore. Nowadays the only reward for hard work is a smack on the ass. Backside Congrats is breakfast in a bottle, like a bowl of sweetened oatmeal. Flavors of chocolate, roasted malts and maple are enhanced by additions of cinnamon and vanilla beans, which lend a rich and spicy aroma. Good game. You earned this one.