Refined Fool Mid-Life Spices

This traditional extra-strong English brew suffers from a bit of a split personality: part honey mead, part barley ale. With the addition of a boatload of spices with strange names like Grains of Paradise, Cardamom, and Long Pepper, a bottle of this one is known to cure the symptoms of any mid-life crisis, including impulse Mazda purchases and impromptu trips to Vegas "just because."