Drake's Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator

Brawndo has Electrolytes! It's got what plants crave! If the world is getting dumber, this brewery may as well be ahead of the times. Brawndo begins life as a kettle sour pale wheat ale, then we kick it in the balls with lime leaves, and the zest of lemons and lime. Crisp, gently sour, effervescent, and some other words. The ultimate thirst quencher!