Prairie AA - Donkey Crunch

You’ve tried the Punch now experience the Crunch. Nana may not approve of boozing first thing in the morning but the Cinnamon Toast Crunch in this Apple Brandy will make her randy. Gramps can thank us later. Each sip of this liquid tartlet will make your neckbeard hair stand at attention. Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Check. Vanilla. Double Check. Marshmallow. Backflip with a reverse twist off the high dive triple check. Flexes harder than Jean Claude Van Damme in Bloodsport. Rumor has it that Chong Li was such an asshole because Frank Dux wouldn’t trade him any Donkey Crunch.