Spiteful Minnie The Moocher

Unfortunately all know this person. They show up to the party with no beer. They always need to bum a smoke saying, "Hey man, I'll get you back!" Let's not forgets hat amazing ability to appear out of nowhere immediately after one gets twisted up. And maybe worst of all, they will take your last pop tart and hide the evidence. Double IPA with enough Mosaic hops to share with everybody. Except for that moocher, they can get their own god damn beer for once.